- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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