rose are red violets should be purple

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

I like hats XD!

Laugh.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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