DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Where's my shotgun

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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