- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? No.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

feces

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Scientology.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

how do you confuse a blond?

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