- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Your social life.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Dancing Potatoe!

Minecraft.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Darude - Sandstorm

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.