Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

the cast of the jersey shore

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Anti Joke

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