- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did I do last night?work

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What are we then hypocrites?

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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