What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Patriarchy.

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a retard lost...

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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