Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Joay impistato is a fig

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

the asian kid gets an F

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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