What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

obama leadership

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

democracy

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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