Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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obama

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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