What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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