- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

women outside of the kitchen

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

asian drivers.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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