- Anti Joke

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011