- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Hi my name is Jim

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

since when?

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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