- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

a retard lost...

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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