- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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