- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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