What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Joey mayer's face

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Knock knock, Come in...

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

You

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Your social life.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

she wasn't 18

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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