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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Knock knock Get off my porch.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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