That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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