What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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