Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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the cast of the jersey shore

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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