How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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thermodynamics?

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Womens Rights.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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