why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Society.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Matt Damon

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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