Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Shut the cork up!

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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