- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

123 Main street

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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