What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Black People.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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