Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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