- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Cows go moo.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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