What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Yo mamas so fat

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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