Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Your mom.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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