what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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knock knock who's there police

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dead battery come on down

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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