- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A child with cancer grows up.

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