whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Yo mamas so fat

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

The BCS

96

The Bible

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

anne hatthaway

Susie has Autism

Women's rights...

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Male penises.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Anti Joke

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