why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

a ginger has a soul

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

i like tits

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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