what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What is 8 times 4? 32

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

man boobs

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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