Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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