you know whats weird about italians? their italian

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Anti Joke

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