oh hiya come in

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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whats really hot the sun

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Anti Joke

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