Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Japan called... They need help.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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