- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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