What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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liam buchan is gay !

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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