- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

milly, milly, milly, cat

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

whats a willy? -brock

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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