An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

I lost my tractor.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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