Waseem is not a funny guy!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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