Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Knock knock --Come in.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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