- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

So a black man hails a taxi...

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

How old is your mom? Old.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Cows go moo.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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