What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Black People.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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