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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obamacare haters

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Not Steve Jobs

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

...NO.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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